What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.
What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?
It knocked him cold.
Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman?
A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.